i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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