doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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