he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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