I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you would pick up someone in the library
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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