So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How external is "for external use only"?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
