Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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