He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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