It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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