You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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