strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You pole danced in your parka.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
