try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
