Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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