Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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