first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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