so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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