Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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