ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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