All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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