He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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