dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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