i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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