redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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