The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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