Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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