what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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