so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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