Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Still dying that you shit outside
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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