oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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