I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
