Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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