I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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