i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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