hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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