We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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