but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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