Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
In America we eat man semen.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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