Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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