i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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