Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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