where am i from again
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think people are normalizing furries
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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