i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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