What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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