Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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