i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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