I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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