He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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