and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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