Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON