wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....