So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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