dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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