I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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