Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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