I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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