Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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