Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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