It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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