You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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i dont even know how to be here
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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